Carlos Gonzalez looks just that much more dangerous in this light

It has been a long time since I’ve tasted anything so delicious The Rockies are winning this game It’s been decided. 9:11pm – Top 6th – Welcome to the ballgame, Jose Contreras. Jim Tracy must be really confident in his offense these last four innings Contreras has that familiar look in his eye. He’s looking at me and saying, “I’m about to break your heart. I’m going to do everything I can to make this a comeback winner.” 9:20pm – Top 6th – The Phillies lead again The score is 5 4 on a Carlos Ruiz single. It’s a really hard fact to stomach that your team is trying to lose the game by putting guys like Contreras on the mound I don’t get it. God doesn’t want me to watch; he knows this is too painful for me.

What God forgot was that listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd dialed up to eleven is pretty ridiculously painful too It’s a push at this point. 9:30pm – Top 6th – Kid Rock is belting out “Cowboy” right now I’ll be honest. I really didn’t think we were going to be able to beat “That Smell” but I have just been proven dead wrong. Dead.Wrong. 9:45pm – Top 7th – I just realized how brilliant the Phillies have been in this series. By pitching only left handed starters, they have severely limited the Rockies ability to put the team’s best nine on the field. Without Hawpe and Stewart, this lineup is very clearly not the same Sometimes you have to tip your hat Well done, Phils.

9:50pm – Bottom 7th – A dark haze has enveloped the field. Carlos Gonzalez looks just that much more dangerous in this light. He looks like a rock star coming onto the stage for his encore: confident, collected and ready to unleash hell. And that’s a double into the gap! This guy is going to win the game by himself. 10:05pm – Bottom 7th – It’s Joker Time! Todd Helton is going to blow off parts of his body with swings like that Torque levels are maxed out right now Swinging strikeout from Helton... 10:11pm – Bottom 7th – Tulowitzki just missed a homerun by a fraction of an inch Two grains of the bat lower and he wins the ballgame for us It’s all tied up at five now This game is too real. 10:36pm – Top 8th – Bettancourt works into a jam and makes the perfect pitch to Matt Stairs on 3 2.