I NEED A LEAD 1748 Houston has tied it up

Every time I switch to their game they start sucking butt-crack I turn away and they start doing well. Time to un-watch all my players.1620: Almost halftime of the afternoon games and I have ZERO touchdowns from Fitzgerald, Boldin, Knowshon Moreno This sucks horribly. My Yankees come on in another hour...plenty of time for a quick beer run It's cool and cloudy out today. Might be time to drink myself into Happytown and watch baseball. This football thing just isn't working very well for me.1622: Roddy White just caught his 2nd TD of the day...a 90 yarder! Of course I don't own him in any leagues If I did he would have 1 catch for 0 yards. 1635: TWO TOUCHDOWNS FOR L-FITZ! I should stop crying huh Finally we're getting some points! Brandon Marshall scored for Denver...that helps me in our expert league.

I'd rather have Knowshon score against Chippy! 1637: That chin-dimpled fruit Tom Brady just hit Ben Watson for a score. Is something wrong with Randy Moss Is he invisible Maybe he should wear one of those glow-bright school-bus yellow jerseys the Broncos are wearing.1641: Michael Turner scores his 3rd TD of the day right before the half...I'm facing him in one league and getting mud-stomped So much for adding Adrian Peterson to that lineup I'm still getting spanked. 1644: Halftime of the afternoon games...I'm going to hook up some dinner for the kids and be back to watch the final slaughtering of my teams. I am definitely drinking beer for the Yankee game and night NFL game. 1650: Almond Khalua chiken is started...has anyone checked the Random Babe pics in our Cuss n Discuss forum lately Bravo! There are some pics in there that just....WOW.....just WOW.

Who's a dirty old pervert 1700: The Seahawks are KILLING the Jags What the hell Nate Burleson is going off and so is TJ Housh! Matt Hasselbeck makes a HUGE difference. He's got 4 td's already! Who woulda thought you'd be better off with Hass than you would with Tom Brady this week1705: Atlanta is performing lude acts on the 49ers 38-10 and Roddy White is off the hook. His owners are saying "ABOUT TIME!"1710: I can taste the beer now....Almond Khalua chicken is almost done and then I'm garage-bound for some ice cold beer. Since Chippy's beating my team this week, I'm drinking the Corona he left in my garage fridge...screw him. 1739: The Donkos rough the kicker to keep the Patriots alive...great work. Moe Ron.1740: Anyone else catch a pooter shot by Mike Sims-Walker being inactive I luckily didn't have him in my lineup. You bench your best WR for breaking team rules and Seattle beast you 41-0.

Chippy has Chris Johnson going tonight and he's going to shred the Dolts. I NEED A LEAD! 1748: Houston has tied it up....let's go ARIZONA! Air it out to Fitz and Boldin!1749: I'm frantically bouncing box score to box score, league to league. Just 1 more quarter for all the games and it's beer time! I'm weak.1750: Cripes...Roddy White has a 200 yard day Miles Austin a 250 yard day DeSean Jackson a 1 yard day My team blows. I may just trade it for some pocket lint and Chippy's Garbage Patch Kid card collection 1751: Atlanta just scored again...45-10 over San Fran. Think they'll run Coffee F-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Coffee won't get another freakin' point.